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Jimmy is the greatest guitarist of all time, his stylistic playing�has influenced �generations of musicians. He is a legend. The big banana. That's not why I am dedicating this page to him. I don't care if he was the guitar king, I only care about his poysonal life, and what the tabloids wrote. I am only concerned with the kinky sex acts, black magic, fires in the sink, selling his soul to the devil,�hancuffed to the toilet stories that engulfed the man. Mr. Page has declined to comment on his shenanigans back in the days, leaving a mystery and a charm about the rat bastard. So on his behalf I am here to explain the sorted details (and I'll use small words for ya too) of his past, present, and future. �No one can convince me that the man (skinny terd) I love so much could have possibly done all the things he did with octopuses, or any other aquatic sea creature rumors indicate. �And if he did, I sure as hell can explain it rationally. So get on the Greek saddle, and gear up for a wild "Jimmy style" ride (get your minds outta the gutter). Bring on the Jimmy Riddles, I'll answer em all. �The chicken or the egg? You bet I know what came first.

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